Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.

Check out the nips on Flapjack Fannie!

by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018

Flapjacking

To kill, or to die. Can also be flapjacked, flapjack’d.

He got flapjacked fr!
Im flapjacking right now.

by Flapjackbutdead October 16, 2022

the flapjack

When the bottom in missionary does a backwards somersault into a doggy-style blowjob

____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds

I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth

by foodie420 March 9, 2022

Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over

"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"

by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

FlapJack

FlapJack (Flapjacking);
A FlapJack is a term used for when a woman places her labia majora (Flaps) on ones person, i.e; forehead, in a quick, swift dunking type of manner.

Female equivalent to "Teabagging."

"Oh yeah girl, I FlapJacked the shit out of him last night, he looked like he'd been run over by a giant snail"

by Hayhog May 27, 2025

Flapjacking

Best suited for women that have had a child. Their breast will sometimes be flattened and rest on their chest like a couple of flapjacks or pancakes.

Verb: when you place the palm of your hand between a woman's breasts and shake it side to side as fast you can, causing a flapping or slapping sound.

I was flapjacking my wife for our anniversary, that's why I'm walking with a limp.

by Woodwacker May 16, 2008