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the flapjack

When the bottom in missionary does a backwards somersault into a doggy-style blowjob
____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds

I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth
by foodie420 March 9, 2022
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Alaskan Flapjack

The act of slapping your penis against your lovers cheek, before shoving it up their nose and ejaculating into their nasal cavity.
"Bro I just got an Alaskan Flapjack by Derek"
by pseupoo July 1, 2025
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Flapjack

Rest in peace 😔 🪦
Bro Flapjack just fucking died
“😢”
by anonymous February 27, 2023
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Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
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FlapJack

FlapJack (Flapjacking);
A FlapJack is a term used for when a woman places her labia majora (Flaps) on ones person, i.e; forehead, in a quick, swift dunking type of manner.

Female equivalent to "Teabagging."
"Oh yeah girl, I FlapJacked the shit out of him last night, he looked like he'd been run over by a giant snail"
by Hayhog May 27, 2025
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flapjack

Another term for a pancake. Pancakes are flat, round cakes made from a batter that typically includes flour, eggs, milk, and a leavening agent such as baking powder. They are cooked on a griddle or frying pan and served with toppings such as butter, syrup, fruit, or powdered sugar.
Person 1: What do you think of IHOP?
Person 2: Their flapjacks are pretty good.
by scugtunker May 29, 2024
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Flapjacks

A Memphis slang used for ''That's what your mom said!''

Coined by Famous singer Nick Black when he was a school boy.
''Man this sausage is huge'' Instead of saying ''That's what your mom said'' You would say... ''Flapjacks!''
by Willow5333 March 25, 2024
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