Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.

Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.

by OGR3 April 23, 2018

Filipino Thunder

An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.

"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"

"Yeah man, and their parents were in."

by Logicalthinking June 5, 2018

filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.

that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.

by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019

filipino clamato

Filipino hooker’s period blood in a cup

I saw that hoe Filipino Clamato and I was like “ew”.

by Malory Clifton April 12, 2019

Filipino Dumpling

Synonym for Ballsack.

After I tasted his sweet ravioli, I decided to return the favor with the 'ol Filipino Dumpling.

by TheOneForPeace October 9, 2020

Filipino's

The most powerful race in the world.

FACT: Filipino's are the most powerful race in the world.

by drainerfranxx December 5, 2020

Filipino dozen

A Filipino dozen is 16 of one item.

Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Filipino Dozen = 16

I will take a Filipino dozen of lumpia please.

by TruckerWife1539 January 19, 2021