Feces hurricane

When your fucking your partner and they shart and shit sprays all over you.

Today on our dopplar radar feces hurricanes are expected.

by Cory Vazquez January 5, 2009

Fecret

When you have to take a clandestine shit.

Man, I was at this chick's house the other day and I totally had to do a Fecret while she was in the shower.

by Peppy Swinton July 23, 2016

crashed the fence

This is the opposite of jump the shark. When a good show becomes a great show, it has crashed the fence. This phrase comes from season one of the FX show "The Shield" in which series star Michael Chiklis' character Vic Mackey crashes through a fence rather than climbing over it while chasing a criminal.

"Did you see Avatar last night? It crashed the fence when Ang learned how to water bend."

by Brad Ellis January 4, 2006

hopping the fence

changing the gender of your usual sexual partner, just to see if the grass is greener.

"did you hear jacky and marie broke up?"
"really?"
"yeah marie cheated on her with some dude"

"no shit"
"yeah so then jacky wound up hopping the fence herself just to see what cock was all about"
"wow. what did she think?"
"meh."

by war-n September 10, 2014

ur species feces

When you need to activate your trap card

Me:ur mom gay lol
Victim:no u lol
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Victim:oh god no...
Me:ur species feces
World:gets consumed by a black hole

by ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●● May 28, 2018

Jump the Fence

A moment where a reality show that consistently proves to be unconvincing in its content suddenly has a true moment of reality on a scale that has never been imagined before.

Originating from a moment on The Bachelor when Colton Underwood is heartbroken after one of the contestants quit the show, and afterwards, he proceeded to jump over a fence.

Steve: "Did you watch The Bachelor last night?"
Paul: "No. Besides, you know that show's fake, right?"
Steve: "Well, it wasn't fake last night. In fact, they managed to jump the fence."

by RealityTVGuide March 6, 2019

feces troll

A famous troll who has been spamming channels on IRC for about 3 years now. Nobody can figure out why he does it - it doesn't annoy anyone, and he almost always gets banned, or sometimes even g-lined, within seconds of joining a channel. His style is simple: he joins a channel, and spouts off all of the synonyms he can think of for "poop." He goes by a variety of nicknames, all of which relate to poop, including excrete, manure, diarrhea, turd, stool_sample, and many more. Not sticking to one particular channel or group of channels, he joins a wide variety of channels - usually by following an op who has banned him from another channel. He has been seen on all of the major networks and has been g-lined from all of them on more than one occasion. He can be mildly amusing at times, so if you need a quick chuckle, keep your eyes open for someone who matches this description!

excrete has joined #linux
<excrete> feces
<excrete> manure
<excrete> bowel movement
** excrete takes a dump
**excrete has quit IRC (killed (piggy (feces troll)))

by scatological January 11, 2010