feltch

1.-verb- the act of sucking semen from a bodily oriface for sexual gratification.
2.-verb- the act of inserting a rodent into the anus or vagina for sexual gratification. Also see girbiling.
3.-adjective- an unpleasant or foul person.
4.-noun- an unfortunate english surname.

1.- "he died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving a ShopVac."
2.- "Richard Gere supposedly was into feltching with girbils."
3.- "Trooper Davie is a feltch."
4.- "The man signed the register as Mr. Feltch."

by Tanker Don June 11, 2006

feltchwad

A lowlife politically appointed worker.

He looks like a Cook County feltchwad!

by Ozzyfan August 18, 2009

Feldyism

freedom, independence, liberty, justice, government, equality, the mix of these great beliefs creates a way of life, a contrivance, formality that results in conventionality from all people. This may not be in your social studies books but this is called Feldyism.

Wow, isn't Feldyism the greatest thing ever?

by feldylover500 November 28, 2011

Fetty Wapping

When you’re smoking and you get smoke in your eye and it burns too much to open

Damn bro look at Eric over there he did a French inhale and now he’s fetty wapping hard.

by Dinghy24 December 4, 2017

Fellytone

Dyslexic or joking way of saying telephone.

See: Telephone

I called her up on the fellytone.

by JWooden271 December 6, 2003

Fetty

A slang term for the new upcoming popular street drug Fentanyl

Yo, where's the Fetty at? I'm tryna hit that foil one time!!

by CreepMob November 8, 2022

Felton

N. The act of making love to an armpit.

I can't believe it costs an extra $15 just to felton that girl.

by T. Francis Callahan March 4, 2007