by Wazza August 18, 2004
Get the feltcher mug.One who "accidently" cums inside a girls vagina, and attempts to suck it out with a straw, in fear she might become pregnant
by AdamAdamAdam January 18, 2008
Get the Feltcher mug.Action, pointing your elbow at someone whilst making a patronizing mmm noise. Felching is an offensive gesture and is used to mock someone.
The definition of feltching is to patronize,mock and tease someone. Eg that bloke is a bully, hes a real felcher.
I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.
I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.
by Longee October 6, 2016
Get the Feltching mug.Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.
by charlie March 18, 2005
Get the hamster feltching mug.by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006
Get the feltcher mug.1. A fictional biker gang who, rather than run "normal" illegal activities such as drug smuggling or prostitution, specialize in really dirty fetish porn. They would import or produce the foulest sleaze imaginable. Other bikers would have nothing to do with them because of their retarded schemes and their disturbing willingness to get involved in the production of rotten porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.
1. "I heard about those Fist Feltchers. Don't they distribute illegal hardcore scheisse porn, bukkake, and vomit? I also heard that their founder, Cuntpuncher Pete, died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving an industrial shop-vac; his dying words were "Ooooh, my feltch hole hurts!!!" as his insides were vacuumed out of his ass by a fat broad that looks like Mimi from Drew Carey, but in a gimp suit."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."
by Greg the Angry Pole January 28, 2008
Get the Fist Feltchers mug.1) Gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their anal sex. The gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. Possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of Gays.
2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.
3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.
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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.
3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.
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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
After Fletching, followed by more Anal Sex, the Gerbil was pushed above <insert celebrity here>'s rectal Shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.
by DrWho August 21, 2004
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