When buying tires, companies charge you for a 'Tire Recycle Fee' which makes no sense and quite frankly isn't fair. This term can be applied to basically anything.
Thug: Yea bro so I drank 6 of your beers.
Qweer: Well than you owe me 12$...
Thug: Ya I know but the tire recycle fee is 10$ so you'll only be getting 2$. Sorry bro
Qweer: ffs.
Qweer: Well than you owe me 12$...
Thug: Ya I know but the tire recycle fee is 10$ so you'll only be getting 2$. Sorry bro
Qweer: ffs.
by BlG THUG November 29, 2010
Get the Tire Recycle Fee mug.A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
Get the The "hello" fee mug.Canada has free universal health care. Well, as free as it can get, they pay for it out of income taxes and sales taxes. A longstanding Canadian tradition requires each citizen to set aside that amount of money he or she would usually have to spend on medical insurance, and to use it to help others in need. The "Sick's Fee" is the name assigned to that money, and by law it must be spent on, or given to, some other Canadian who is need of something, whether that be a new roof, clean beaver pelt clothing, maple syrup or an exhibit of Canadiana. The Sick's Fee is the "pay it forward" component in the Constitution. How does this cash get spent? Well, the finest examples of the art of making maple tree taps has been gathered for display on a planned new web site. "SicksFeeTapArt.ca" is just one more twisted and bored Canadian's view of how to help his fellow man to survive COVID-19. You can have fun even if you are not Canadian. Just contribute ONE photo which exemplifies any artistic creation that in some tiny, remote, humorous way refers to the word "tap". Just 3 simple letters... but a world of untapped possibilities!
Where do YOU stand on this?... Sick's Fee Tap Art? Yes or NO!?? Will you socially distance your self again today? or will you "Pull a Trump" and go spread your spit at the office on May 1?
If Bernie Sanders had not dropped out, might the USA once have adopted the tradition of the Sick's Fee? Would Americans soon have been spending their sick's fee on each other? Would they say Yes! to Sick's Fee Tap Art? Or would they say "You can take your sick's fee to hell" or "I'll show you where you can shove your sick's fee to!"
"I cannot stand Sick's Fee Tap Art.... I have to be closer to see the whites of their eyes."
First they take your guns and then they want you... sick's fee tap art!
Trump closed the Canadian border because he knows everyone in Canada likes sick's fee tap art.
Until COVID-19 came along, even Google had never seen the phrase "sick's fee tap art" anywhere in the Interweb, now it has gone viral!
I believe one Canadian's "sick's fee" to be another man's "two meters less 10%".
If Bernie Sanders had not dropped out, might the USA once have adopted the tradition of the Sick's Fee? Would Americans soon have been spending their sick's fee on each other? Would they say Yes! to Sick's Fee Tap Art? Or would they say "You can take your sick's fee to hell" or "I'll show you where you can shove your sick's fee to!"
"I cannot stand Sick's Fee Tap Art.... I have to be closer to see the whites of their eyes."
First they take your guns and then they want you... sick's fee tap art!
Trump closed the Canadian border because he knows everyone in Canada likes sick's fee tap art.
Until COVID-19 came along, even Google had never seen the phrase "sick's fee tap art" anywhere in the Interweb, now it has gone viral!
I believe one Canadian's "sick's fee" to be another man's "two meters less 10%".
by You rReal Name April 16, 2020
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1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
Lustful-minded male bank teller: I'm a hopeless craver of lady-flesh, so I don't need any attractive female customer to beg me to give her a break on a service-charge --- all she has to do is show me her boobs or let me squeeze her butt, and I'll so totally "wave the fee" for her EVERY time.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
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Noun: An absolute mong, loves pistachio ice cream and abusing pineapples.
Noun: A political ideology that supports the creation of pineapple pizza
Noun: An absolute mong, loves pistachio ice cream and abusing pineapples.
Noun: A political ideology that supports the creation of pineapple pizza
Example 1: Look at this guy El One Fee Water getting himself banned off of a sub-reddit, the absolute mong.
Example 2: A dummy thicc italian bitch who lives in new jersey, who gets bullied a lot by people on the internet and has
an imaginary girlfriend.
Example 2: A dummy thicc italian bitch who lives in new jersey, who gets bullied a lot by people on the internet and has
an imaginary girlfriend.
by ACraZYHippIEZA January 29, 2021
Get the El One Fee Water mug.Anyone who pays someone else to release them from the burden of being a pet owner without questioning WHY AM I PAYING YOU $100 TO TAKE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD CAT? Oh and i have to buy the animals care supplies too? Meanwhile you go meth my money?
She really thought i was going to take her cat AND pay her a re-home dumb fee of $100??? Then when i simply asked her why she said ," the money is to make sure you don't use my cat as bait in a dog fight" Then she gets completely angry and aggressive when i point out the stupidity in the hustle
THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND I WAS KICKED OFF THE NEIGHBORS APP
THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND I WAS KICKED OFF THE NEIGHBORS APP
by Ed Geingsta March 26, 2023
Get the Re-Home Dumb Fee mug.Land of the Fee, is a play on the United States motto 'Land of the Free' implying you are not free in the United States without the payment of various fees.
The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.
The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.
by Joshua_1234 March 19, 2024
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