faux friendzone

Temporary friendzone

You're in the faux friendzone so you still have a chance.

by MLPinkie Pie June 6, 2016

Faux-agra

Sildenafil, the generic name for Viagra.

Now that Viagra has ceased to be a propirietory monopoly, Sildenafil or Faux-agra is the friend of poor, old people ... who can now afford to have sex once again now.

by Santesfawr July 23, 2015

Mo-faux

Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.

A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday

B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.

by AntimatterKING October 16, 2009

faux-mosexual

A person who acts gay but really isn't.

jon- bob is super gay.

jack- no he's not. he's a faux-mosexual!

by dr. seymore butts March 17, 2010

Faux Lesbo

A straight woman who hangs around with lesbians and pretends to be gay when men approach.

"Oh she really likes men, shes a faux lesbo.

by Poloman1 October 19, 2010

faux-twenty

any time that a 'stoner' feels necessary to smoke pot

stoner 1: "What time is it brah?"
stoner 2: "uhhh... faux-twenty dude. right?"
stoner 1: "pass the bong maaaaaannn!"

by silent.orgasm April 20, 2009

faux hawlet

A combination of a faux hawk and a faux mullet.

That kid is rocking a pretty sweet faux hawlet.
I see faux hawlets are becoming a popular hairstyle.

by silentexuberance September 22, 2012