Mo-faux

Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.

A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday

B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.

by AntimatterKING October 16, 2009

Faux-bration

When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.

Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.

by dastardlydal May 24, 2010

Faux-free

Something advertised as "free," bearing no apparent terms and conditions, that later results in an ultimate cost/contract.

She signed up for free third-party text alerts about grocery coupons and later learned that you only get them "faux-free," as she was charged by her mobile phone company a monthly fee fo the coupon alerts.

by MommyMirror July 13, 2012

faux-mosexual

A person who acts gay but really isn't.

jon- bob is super gay.

jack- no he's not. he's a faux-mosexual!

by dr. seymore butts March 17, 2010

Faux Lesbo

A straight woman who hangs around with lesbians and pretends to be gay when men approach.

"Oh she really likes men, shes a faux lesbo.

by Poloman1 October 19, 2010

Faux-agra

Sildenafil, the generic name for Viagra.

Now that Viagra has ceased to be a propirietory monopoly, Sildenafil or Faux-agra is the friend of poor, old people ... who can now afford to have sex once again now.

by Santesfawr July 23, 2015

Faux-Indie

Any piece, material, song, film, etc. Attempting to be indie with the sole purpose of seeming so.

That film tried to meta so hard and it's ad campaign changed it from being indie to faux-indie

by AUnknownSeaUrchin October 20, 2018