Fappulence

When a man is bored like they so often are on a day off and the wife or girlfriend is at work and he is alone with the computer and millions of porn sites. The man will masturbate not once or twice but maybe 18 or 18 times in an 8 or 10 hour span to the point where he can't ejaculate any further and possibly results in blisters.

Man "Dude can I come over and play xbox?"

Dude 'Sure, why?'

Man "I had a day off work and the wifey wants to get cozy and cuddly but I got fappulence! She'll know somethings up!"

Dude 'Oh shit son! Come over then.'

by IKON of WAR February 6, 2009

fappening

an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.

"When those girls hit up the topless beaches in Spain, a great fappening will consume the internet."

by TJNR September 2, 2014

Fapp

Force applied, often confused with masturbation

The Fapp on an object is 21 m/s

by Pseudanonamys July 9, 2015

Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

by lolomont December 19, 2017

Fappitydaps

Breasts and/or Ass. To perform sexual intercourse with a woman (uasly with large breasts and a nice ass).

Person 1: Damn bro, I need to get me some fappitydaps.
Person 2: True that bro, same here.

by CokeLizard March 22, 2011

fappissimo

sudden expression with classic italian flavor of something sexually desirable or abnormally sexual attractive that it can be used for masturbation purposes. It has to be prononced with italian accent on second syllabe like well-known word bravissimo.

Person 1: Dude, look at this chick
Person 2: Oh, that legs, that boobs...Fappissimo!

by epischdorf January 14, 2012

Fat Fapping

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.

Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.

by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010