American Failure Delusion

A delusion where non-Americans delude themselves into thinking that all Americans suck at everything which of course is untrue.

I swear too many non-Americans suffer from American failure delusion. Any person of any nationality can fail hard at anything.

by CelticEagle February 16, 2019

sense of humour failure

When someone either finds an obvious joke offensive or takes it dead serious, they are said to have had a "sense of humour" failure.

However, it cannot be applied to those who never had a sense of humour to start with.

This condition is more common amongst the grumpy, tired and irrationally angry sects of society, with the most common manifestation being women on their period or guys whose girlfriend is on their period.

That easyJet lady had a sense of humour failure when you asked if your "little" 16 year-old son counted for the priority boarding.

I don't think so. I think she had no sense of humour to start with.

Yeah, or it is that time of the month for her. That could explain her sense of humour failure.

by Legend_Killerz January 23, 2011

Faucet failure

Teenage girl who spiked in followers from creating a dance to the Cuphead song during tiktoks early days but later got her account banned

Dude I miss faucet failure and her account

by Names12345678910 February 26, 2021

urban dictionary failure

One who has all thumbs down in thier definetions. It doesn't matter if they have been writing since 1999 or 2007, all we know is that they need to stop if they suck so much

that guy with all the thumbs down in his definetions is an urban dictionary failure

by DizzyLizzy January 24, 2007

Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

Sense of Humour Failure Face

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.

Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)

by Maxctran April 28, 2016