dummy faded

Dummy Faded is a condition in which someone gets so high that they are actually becoming uunintelligent and slow because of the copious amounts of drugs or substances that they consumed

Tom: Bro I just smoked like 10 blunts now I'm "dummy faded "

by Conflictdiamond May 5, 2018

triple cross-faded

Being drunk, high on weed, and high on tobacco all at the same time.

"Man, what happened last night? I must have blacked out."
"I'm not surprised, you were triple cross-faded after all."

by bella26piano April 27, 2014

white boy faded

The equivalence of white girl wasted, but for weed. We all know them rich white boys blow $100's on one dab sesh and get fuuuuuckkked up.

They be white boy faded.

First time dabbing...
*fuck this is the highest I've ever been*
I feel like one of those white girls on a Friday night, but high as fuck instead.
I think may be white boy faded.

by Blakelbc January 17, 2015

Triple Faded

Being triple faded is the state of intoxication where you're under the influence of alcohol, marijuana and Xanax or any other benzodiazepine. Triple fades are fairly dangerous because of the synergistic depressant effect of alcohol and Xanax, but get it right and you're riding high forever. Nicotine, alcohol and marijuana is not a triple fade because the nicotine only adds to the intoxication for 5 minutes, if that, whereas a true triple fade persists for hours.

Man I was so triple faded last night I fucked Kate and drop-kicked a cup of noodles in a Safeway!

by jaka2019 December 7, 2019

Triple Faded

To be on drugs, alcohol, and to be in love at the same time.

Love can lead to problems, which you may start doing drugs and drinking alcohol at the same time. The three in total leave you "Triple Faded"

by Godfatherr June 14, 2016

[get your shoes faded]

To get your hair cut, trimmed, or lined up, originally said in Missouri in the late 2005's.

Man you need to get your shoes faded

by Dalton H October 21, 2006

Highway to the Faded Zone

The act, or partaking in the act, of getting extremely intoxicated, with the result in being "Faded"

"Holy crap dude, last night I was totally on the Highway to the Faded Zone"

"We're on the Highway to the Faded Zone"

"Let's take the Highway to the Faded Zone tonight"

by Yahooforpoop March 8, 2009