Fetus King

An Irish man with a red beard who controls every fetus in the world, he summons them and decides their fate as a human being. If the fetus is not right he will eat it right away. He also enjoys fucking the fetus if he's up to it.

Doctor: Im terribly sorry but i have some bad news
Parents: What is it Doctor!
Doctor: Your baby was visited by the Fetus King during the night and is no more.

by BleachedBlack21 June 4, 2012

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Fetus Spiders

Fetus Spiders occur when a person takes part in sexual intercourse just as they, or their partner, enter their menstrual cycle. It is quite the feat because you have to time your cum shot just right so you can fertilize the egg as it's exiting through the beef curtains. Once fertilized, the Fetus Spiders become larva and nest within both partners pubic forests. It takes, on average, one month for a feti-larva to become a full grown Fetus Spider. Once in Fetus Spider form, the creature is able to crawl and reproduce, just as everything else.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.

1. My girlfriend breeds the best Fetus Spiders in her raunchy vagina.

2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.

by vagrant48 March 10, 2009

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Charred Fetus

There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.

Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.

Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"

Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!

by Jamal Montel Willams January 1, 2009

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