filthy falcon

A doggy-style sex act where the man has his penis in his partners vagina, and both thumbs in her anus, making a falcon shadow puppet.

Man that booty was so good, that she had me giving her filthy falcons.

by dayo November 19, 2007

Falthy

When something is too filthy to use the word filthy it must transcend into a whole new level of filthiness and becomes falthy.

CHRIS JOHNSON IS FALTHY!!!!!!!!!

by the j-dizzler November 17, 2010

Filthy Caveman

After a long night of playing drums for a rocking band in hot bar or club, a now hot, sweaty, stinky, hairy, and somewhat dirty drummer sneeks apon an unsuspecting individual and rubs all over said individual while dry humping, in a doggie-style manner the now victims leg. The result of this action is the showing of the drummer's dominateing power and the ability to ward of other beasts from what the drummer now claims his as his own. The drummer may claim one or many it is all depending on his energy and physical condition as well as how many drunks he must defend his now prize from. Hilarity and both a terrible stench, and chafing can result from this action

Al: Dude did you hear what happened at the Missed Conception show last night?
Damien: No what happened at the Missed Conception show last night.
Al: The drummer gave Suzi a FILTHY CAVEMAN!!!

Damien: Oh that is awesome, I bet Sarah was totally jealous!

Al: Yeah I know she was, I heard he wasn't wearing pants.

by Daveoftheboomboom November 1, 2011

filthy lopez

About forty bucks. Same as downtown.

Duece: "What's a Filthy Lopez?"
T,J.: "About forty bucks. Same as downtown."

by hellomynameis August 19, 2006

the filth

them dickheads that walk around tryin to fuck everything up formaly known as police

was just about to drop that ounce off wen i got chased by the filth!

by k.w July 20, 2008

cradle of filth

Symphonic Black metal. Very good shit, wonderful lyrics. Disturbing videos. Don't take themselves too seriously, almost certainly because they're British, and thats how we do things over here. This only improves them in my opinion, but is probably one of the reasons why loads of goths hate them, since mosts goths take everything way too seriously, and also because they're popular and the majority of goths seem to have some strange thing about hating anything popular. I love em, and complaining about the lyrics is stupid because all their albums have cover slips with the lyrics in them, so read that if you can't hear what they're saying, and NEVER try listening to Arch Enemy.

"Two thousand fattened years like maniacs,
have despoiled our common grave,
now what necrophagous second coming backs,
From the Cradle to Enslave."

by KharBevNor December 14, 2003

filthy thompson

You start by shooting your load into a girl's nose. She then proceeds to sniff it up and spit it out on her chest. Afterthat you use it as lubrication for a good old fashioned tittie fuck.

This girl was definetly a freak. She let me give her a "Filthy Thompson."

by john doe doe January 16, 2007