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Re-Home Dumb Fee

Anyone who pays someone else to release them from the burden of being a pet owner without questioning WHY AM I PAYING YOU $100 TO TAKE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD CAT? Oh and i have to buy the animals care supplies too? Meanwhile you go meth my money?
She really thought i was going to take her cat AND pay her a re-home dumb fee of $100??? Then when i simply asked her why she said ," the money is to make sure you don't use my cat as bait in a dog fight" Then she gets completely angry and aggressive when i point out the stupidity in the hustle
THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND I WAS KICKED OFF THE NEIGHBORS APP
by Ed Geingsta March 26, 2023
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by People83638292 January 26, 2023
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seatsort fee

A charge added to the price of a movie theater ticket for "extras" such as armrests, cushioning, etc. This is similar to resort fees charged by hotels for what has traditionally been included in the basic room charge. This isn't a reality yet, but just wait!!
The admission price was advertised as $12.00, but with tax, seat selection upcharge, service fee and the new seatsort fee, it was $19.00
by Travelingmankc February 7, 2023
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holding fee

Holding a joint to long during the passing of a joint the passer can say “holding fee” and hit the joint before the passé accepts the joint.
Ayyy Bob! I am hitting you with a holding fee! *passer hits joint as Bob reaches for joint*
by Mr_420…yee yee December 2, 2023
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Porkage Fee

It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.
He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.
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wee-fee

Could you put the wee-fee back on, sweetie? I can't load my Grandma United Facebook group and there's an important discussion about free fridges on there.
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fee fi foe dum

A person who lives above you and makes a point to stomp on the floor because you are talking downstairs and it is too loud for them, or flush the toilet, or watch TV.......
What was that loud thud up stairs? Oh just fee fi foe dum sitting listening for any noise, then he stomps.
by Maedforyou August 9, 2023
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