the fee state

The fee state : Is the State of California cuz every time the citizens of California turn around their is always a new fee for something.

The fee state: Hey man I'm thinking about buying a new set of tires for my car. Reply that's good but, remember you will be paying tax plus a recycling fee.

by jimbomcc June 06, 2017

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wee-fee

How elders say Wi-Fi

Could you put the wee-fee back on, sweetie? I can't load my Grandma United Facebook group and there's an important discussion about free fridges on there.

by rats are pretty interesting August 01, 2023

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holding fee

Holding a joint to long during the passing of a joint the passer can say “holding fee” and hit the joint before the passé accepts the joint.

Ayyy Bob! I am hitting you with a holding fee! *passer hits joint as Bob reaches for joint*

by Mr_420…yee yee December 03, 2023

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Convenience fee

A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.

Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.

NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"

(15 years later)

Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"

Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"

Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."

by Leopards14 October 02, 2023

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