Pokemon Faux

Someone with their phone out, but isn't playing Pokemon Go.
"Hey! Are you playing Pokemon Go?!"
"No man, Pokemon Faux. I'm just swiping on Tinder."
by itstrew July 14, 2016
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faux-mosexual

A person who acts gay but really isn't.
jon- bob is super gay.

jack- no he's not. he's a faux-mosexual!
by dr. seymore butts March 17, 2010
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Pinot-faux

1) a toast meaning to lose all our inhibitions on the journey to a state of inebriation
2) A drunk who has lost all inhibitions
1). Man buys his friends a round at the bar and toasts them: "Pinot-faux"

2) "Can you believe this fucking Pinot-faux just felt my wife's breast"?
by Rolee January 02, 2017
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Faux Hoe

Pronounced “Foh-Hoe.” A person who pretends to be a sleazy hoe, but ACTUALLY has no sex life whatsoever. Could also be spelled “foho” for short.
She acts like she has such a sex life! She is DEFINITELY still a virgin. She is such a faux hoe!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 13, 2019
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Faux Tude

She was acting like we were long lost friends but it was just a Faux Tude.
by Dan _Man September 19, 2008
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Faux-free

Something advertised as "free," bearing no apparent terms and conditions, that later results in an ultimate cost/contract.
She signed up for free third-party text alerts about grocery coupons and later learned that you only get them "faux-free," as she was charged by her mobile phone company a monthly fee fo the coupon alerts.
by MommyMirror July 10, 2012
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faux friendzone

You're in the faux friendzone so you still have a chance.
by MLPinkie Pie June 07, 2016
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