failt

This word is a combination of the words "fail" and "fault". It is used when someone has done something terribly wrong and it is completely their fault.

*Jimmy leaves the freezer door open and all the food goes bad*
You say: "It's all your failt, Jimmy!"

*Jimmy tries to blame the problem on you"
You say: "It's not my failt!"

by fishbm May 15, 2008

falut

The act of being at fault for something, but to only realize said mistake in hindsight.

ie.. Kieth was faluted when he spent all of his money on Coke just before his speakers broke

by BosFriend February 20, 2007

faulty

adulterated, amiss, awry, bad, below par, blamable, blemished, botched, broken, cracked, damaged, debased, defective, deficient, distorted, erroneous, fallacious, fallible, false, flawed, frail, impaired, imperfect, imprecise, inaccurate, inadequate, incomplete, incorrect, inexact, injured, insufficient, invalid, lame, leaky, lemon, maimed, malformed, malfunctioning, marred, rank, sick, tainted, unfit, unreliable, unretentive, unsound, warped, weak, wrong

Don't trust anything from Shaod's dictionary, it's faulty!

by kaerina August 30, 2005

Falthy

When something is too filthy to use the word filthy it must transcend into a whole new level of filthiness and becomes falthy.

CHRIS JOHNSON IS FALTHY!!!!!!!!!

by the j-dizzler November 17, 2010

Falutin-Free Diet

1. A diet where all pretentious or fancy versions of delicious, simple foods are avoided.

(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)

Waiter: Would you care to try the Pumpkin pie? We make it special by replacing the sugar with a mixture of blended dates and agave syrup, adding a hint of acorn squash to the pumpkin, replacing all dairy with almond milk, and a wheat germ crust with cinnamon bark.

John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.

by Mad Martigan January 23, 2014

fauly

Fauly is the misspelling of fault because of typing too fast. Fauly is just as acceptable as fault. This is typing law!

Chris: it's all your fauly
Chris: fault
Jennifer: nope you said fauly first
Jennifer: n i'm pretty sure that's not a word
Chris: Yes it is, it's on Urban Dictionary

by Onedayofpeace May 30, 2008

Faulkner

Verb:
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)

Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news

verb: "It's 1am already? We've just been faulknered!"

noun: "Damn it, he's a Faulkner."

by starfro67 January 4, 2010