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Father Ted

A British PRODUCED Irish comedy. (Of course, Ireland's not part of the UK though). It was written by two Irish guys (making it Irish!) and it's awesome. It's in the writing and acting, Irish writing, Irish acting = Irish show.
by AlanTheMan3436 August 23, 2006
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Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
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Fatherless child

People who are so cringe their fathers can't stand them. This also refers to people who did not have enough guidance from a father, or are so cringe God himself left them. They include: Dream stans, Bakudeku shippers, Furries who think they are heroes, tiktokers faking disorders and much much more I can't get out of my brain.
Person 1: This random dude got angry because I told him Dream cheated
Person 2: *sigh* Just another Fatherless child-
by crystal_chan_101 September 22, 2021
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fatherless child

a kid or teen that does weird shit that questions other people’s lives.
Emma: *does a tiktok with a furry costume*
Jared: “bruh no wonder why your dad left you.” (sighs) “what a fatherless child”
by Trippie Beast August 7, 2021
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Kentucky Go Faster

1. Stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. JEGG'S, STP, MILODON, MALLORY, MSD, WEIAND) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a crapped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. Most often seen on but not limited to late 60's early 70's musclecars. 2. A Rock-a-Billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80's punk-metal fusion band "Sweaty Nipples" after the original base player and drummer died in a homosexual suicide pact.
Ernie had a crapped out primered 71 duster with glasspacks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.
by Mad_Marx January 19, 2007
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Fatherless

An overused comeback that's old and annoying and triggers some people who actually doesn't have dads and if you say fatherless to them your messed up. But if they're toxic👍
Person 1 : I'm Zoosexual UwU
Person 2: Fatherless.
by Darkpurplestars February 24, 2022
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Angry father

When a father catches his daughter having sex outside in a cementary, he takes a shovel and thrusts it in the back of the guys head killing the guy. Blood drips on the females titties and is then ordered to go home immediately and take care of her brother.
"This guy I was dating got angry fathered last weekend. I didn't even get to fully enjoy it."
by Jorfy February 9, 2014
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