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excuse me miss

A phrase uttered right before penetrating a girl so hard, you tear her perineum
Sam "excuse me miss"
Trisha "what?...AHHHH"
by Wilshire July 3, 2008
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Exsecrabilus

An unknown version of the Latin word "exsecrabilis" meaning "cursed."

Modifications were made to fit second declension nominative singular case, making it a viable alternate name for a male--since second declension represents all things related to males, the nominative case shows that it's the subject and having it singular shows that it is one.
But Johnny knew he was EXSECRABILUS with the thought of his sister's naked body when he accidentally saw her.
It looked sick, fat, slimy, and ugly as Hell, but no matter what, he could not get it out of his tiny head.
by Exsecrabilus May 29, 2008
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ExsertExponent

ExsertExponent is a "musician" that doesn't understand basic musical structures like time signature or pitch. Even with things as simple as themes, he still fails to grasp how music works yet calls himself a "musician".
ExsertExponent is very unwilling to receive help in the music front because he believes that he knows it all and makes amazing music. He believes that the only thing stopping him from getting a girl is his appearance and that he has an amazing personality, but his killer personality and creepy nature when it comes to females is really what scares people away.
ExsertExponent makes really strange music
by exsertexponentfan June 19, 2021
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Weak Excuse

An attempt to explain your motives, which ends in a horribly epic fail.
"Our country was founded by Christians"- A weak excuse to explain why we should separate separation of church and state.

"I was curious..."- A weak excuse to cover your tracks for knocking a girl up.
by Brian Wolffe January 5, 2009
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excusecraft

A subset of corporate communication that involves developing plausible explanations for what went disastrously wrong with a project, usually to avoid responsibility as an outcome of blamestorming.
The client isn't buying that they lost our phone message about the missed deadline -- better start practicing some excusecraft.
by drwende July 8, 2005
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exaserbate

1) To piss off!
2) What Ivan occasionally does to Rob.
Ivan totally exaserbated me by correcting my spelling of exacerbate!!
by RobTheStud December 11, 2008
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excuseapedia

a person who is always making up excuses
Krista Leach is an excuseapedia. She always has a reason for why things aren't done.
by laleach3 August 19, 2011
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