ejaculation

Seriously? Why the fuck are you even looking up ejaculation on urban dictonary? You're probably 12 and have nothing better to do with your life that look up ejaculation. Go home, you're drunk.

Why the fuck did you even look up ejaculation in the first place?

by loafbloke69 September 30, 2014

Motherfucking Rabbits Ejaculating Sunshine

A poetic tag used to refer to music that is seen in high regard. This term compares the sheer delight caused by a song to the orgasmic pleasure caused by rabbits ejaculating sunshine.

Daniel: Hey, is this music any good?

Joey: It’s Motherfucking Rabbits Ejaculating Sunshine!

by Dejayelkay July 11, 2011

Premature Ejaculantern

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

by JC63 December 9, 2010

Ejaculatron

a person who masturbates so much each day, it has become part of their nature and will continue to do it without even thinking about it.

Dude #1: dude, i heard Jimmy jacking off in the bathroom!
Dude #2: it shouldn't be a surprise, that guy is an ejaculatron.

by awesome-o 4000 April 1, 2010

Ejaculation

Ejaculation

Reanne had a great ejaculation.

by sjuidhfuijosdh fjklsdahfkjhsdk March 11, 2023

emasculated

One who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income.

Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"

by poja August 2, 2004

ejaculation

To verbally exclaim in fright or joy.

He ejaculated right then in class when he heard who won the presidential election.

by Keta September 8, 2003