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Old English

The beautiful ancestral tongue of the English people. It is a West Germanic language, which first arrived in the British Isles with the Anglo-Saxons, and it shares common roots with German, Dutch and Flemish. Its closest relative is the Frisian language of the northern Netherlands.
Old English should be taught as a Second language in English schools.
by Brimwylf September 27, 2005
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dumb english

Simplified english terms.easier than laymans and plain english. four letter or less english words only
"In my last transaction, there was a credit of two dollars"
IN DUMB ENGLISH IT WOULD BE : " I got 2 bucks last time"
by azq July 22, 2006
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The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
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english prep

An english prep is very different to an american 'prep'. In england the word 'prep' isn't used, there's no real catagory, but you can easily spot them.

Girls wear the likes of Pashminas&Scarfs, All saints belts, UGG boots, Benefit, too faced etc makeup. They shop at designer stores such as All saints, Harvey nichols, Harrods, Selfridges &co etc. They also go to non-designer stores such as TopShop, H&M, Zara, Miss Selfridges.

Guys wear white trainers, poped ralph lauren and lacoste polos, scarves, baggy expensive faded jeans, tanned, extreemly handsome hair, sometimes in mohikan thingies, or over face, or just wow.

They Attend private schools, have rich familys, flashy cars, and Dolly-bird mothers.
An English prep doesnt stick to one trend, it follows the latest fashions.
by Beckzx December 9, 2008
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English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.
Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)
by Nikoliah November 6, 2011
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Olde English

Shit tacos in a bottle. This horrific brand of malt liquor is sold most popularly in 40oz. glass bottles and is generally priced in the neighborhood of 3 bucks. Considering that the alcohol conent of this beverage is about 8% the price to booze ratio is favorable for those in dire financial straights. The recomended method of consumption is to drink all 40oz. in a hurry and then wait for the party to begin. Unfortunatly, the hangover that results from Olde English is akin to being run over by a Cadilac Escilade packed with over weight gangsters.
Dude, I was down to my last few bucks last night but I wanted to get ripped so I bought a 40 of Olde English and pounded that mother.
by Don_Vito December 12, 2009
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English

1. A quirky little langauge that you wont have a chance of understanding unless you jump in with both feet. English often makes little sense when anylised but is certainly fun none the less, and which by some ungodly reason managed to spread to pretty much most of the world.

2. An even quirkier group of people that can do things downright eccentric, flamboyant or outragous and still maintain their dignity. A group of people that have ministries not departments, tea not coffie and an accent renouned in most of the world. An englishman has a natural born ability of self depreciation, a complex sense of humour (with a 'u'), and a brilliant cricket team (just dont tell the australians that). The english are also rather renouned for complaining about the weather or lack-there-of.
1. It's not color, its colour, and they're not cookies, they're biscuits!

2. A: Oh my gosh is'nt the weather just awefull
B: 'isnt'?, use proper english sir.
B: Oh so sorry, but we still won the cricket
A: So we did, how absolutly spiffing!
B: Oh do pass the tea
A: There you go, biscuits?
by Russell Dawson August 30, 2008
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