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Domestic Engineer

An alternative description for a Housewife / Househusband, a job that is often undervalued as it is unpaid and not within the formal workplace. The role typically includes caring for children as well as being a Cook, Cleaner, Laundress / Laundryman, Chauffeur, Teacher, Nurse, Secretary and Counsellor.
I am not just a Housewife, I am a Domestic Engineer!
by KLieberman January 31, 2015
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Engineering Major

A four year university program that emphasizes maths and sciences, and their applications in many different fields of design. Known for its rigorous academics, engineering students have extremely high course loads (generally between 20-30 hours of class per week) and must spend considerable amounts of free time studying in order to keep up with said course loads.

Engineering majors are often bashed by those in programs with lesser course loads (especially business and arts) for having no social life. While it's true that we don't have anywhere near as much time to socialize as they do, we are more than capable of leading very normal social lives.

Also, engineering majors are pretty much guaranteed a job with at least 50k starting salary after finishing school.
*Arts major walks around with two sorority girls in his arms, and stops when he passes an engineering major, who is studying.*

Arts Major: "Hah, look at this loser in engineering, spending all his time studying, while I'm gettin laid!"

---Five Years Later---

*The engineering major pulls up to a drive thru window in his BMW, smoking hot wife sitting in the passenger seat. The arts major opens the window."

Arts Major: "Can I take your order?"

Engineering Major: "You were saying?"
by SuperCoolEngineer March 8, 2011
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Search Engine

A web page containing a searching machine that scans web pages througout the internet for key phrases, effectively helping someone find information.
I couldn't find out how to make a homemade bomb, so I used a search engine and now I'm ready to blow up Chicago.
by Jaded June 21, 2003
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browneye engineer

someone who likes to finger assholes, it can also be used to call someone gay.
"shes a total browneye engineer"

"i know"

"her brothers abit of a browneye engineer to...if you get what i mean"
by Daniel anthony maclean August 17, 2006
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318 engine

Cockroaches will be using the 318 engine when all the humans are dead.
by Tris1234 July 4, 2008
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Domestic Engineer

a term for a housewife or stay at home mom. (or dad)
My mom doesn't work in an office, she's a domestic engineer.
Domestic Engineers don't get enough credit for all the work they do in the house.
by maryf September 16, 2008
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Pre Engagement

When two people in a relationship promise each other that one day in the future, one of them will formally propose and the other will accept.

Usually made when a couple are young and the man cant afford to buy a nice expensive shiny ring for his deserving girlfriend
Guy: "Baby I promise that ill get you that ring and im going to ask for your hand in marriage!"

Girl: *Gasp* "And we'll live happily ever after!"

Guy: "This is a serious pre engagement! You better not be humoring me!"
by awsomecoolguy69 August 4, 2008
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