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Mosquito emailer

Somebody who persistently sends many annoying and often unnecessary emails, often rehashing discussions that had previously ended.
Greg from Accounts sent me another email about that invoice that had already been paid - the guy's a real mosquito emailer.
by secretwombat September 30, 2019
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service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.
We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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sweet little email

an email that is recieved from your internet service provider saying that they will suspend your account if you continue in your current actions. It is sent because they have discovered that you have been doing illegal downloading of movies, music, games, and various other illegal files, usually through bit torrent.
Hey, i got a sweet little email from my isp that said i downloaded a movie and my account will be restricted if they catch me again.
by The waffles July 5, 2006
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Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.
Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010
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Retorical Email

Asking questions in an email that are retorical.
by fordickson April 29, 2003
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email

"E"nables you to send something to someone, at sometime, for some reason and somehow it magically gets somewhere.
I (and you) can potentially email everyone or anyone in the world.
by T-bot October 10, 2005
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email overload

The phenomenon whereby office workers are overwhelmed by email; esp. spam, and other junk mail.
He quit his job because email overload burned him out.
by Rachel Champagne June 20, 2006
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