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You're not Elon

Why would I want to be? He's a 50 year old retard who did not create AI.
A retard "You're not Elon."

Hym "I know..."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
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elonned

When, in the effort to increase efficiency, you actually undermine the existing process instead often resulting in increased costs. Also, when trying to improve something your result actually makes it much worse.
The Tesla Cybertruck was elloned by using cheaper glue resulting in an expensive recall and loss of market appeal.

Her elonned telemed appointment forced her to reschedule appointment and required a medical transport ride to her specialist just to get test results costing her insurance for both rides as well as the original appointment.

Musk has elonned his DOGE credibility by firing then rehiring essential personnel costing political capital as well as unnecessary stress on employees as well as the costs of litigation.
by Cogito!? March 24, 2025
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Elon

Elon’s a boy in the Caribbean who lives Trinidad who has a big cock and is also know as the harem lord. He also is single and is look for a smally.
by A GOD OF LUST November 23, 2021
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Elon Bridgeman

Elons regular last name isint form his direct paternal line some way back a man with the last name bridgeman married a woman with the last name Musk and the kids took the mothers last name
Guys did you know Elon could have been Elon Bridgeman
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Elon's kids

One of them IS trans and hates him and he named one after a plane... And not "named after a plane" like "Boeing" or something (because even that isn't an unreasonable thing to name someone) but "A-12" like... X Æ A-12... Retarded... It's a retarded then to do. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? And here is how I would bully him: Use his name to address him but add 1 to it every time I talk to him. Oh! And one died in his babymama's arms and he lied about it publicly to garner sympathy in spite of the fact that he wasn't even there. He's not the champion of your kids.
Elon's kids "Mommy, why is my name a symbol and numbers instead of an actual name?"

Mommy "Well... Um... Uh... Daddy is... Retarded... Daddy's retarded... And... And I'm dumb as dogshit. It was a stupid thing to do. We should have changed it before you were old enough to realize what we did to you but... You know... Retarded..."

Elon's kids "But they call me X Æ A-69 now..."

Mommy "Yeah, it's- This is a simulation... That- Don't worry about- Just... Just go play with your brother-sister...."

X Æ A-5138008 ☹️

Hym "Waitwaitwait! You should change it to 'Truckazord' Pft! Nononono wait, 'Flabbergasted' change it to 'Flabbergasted' that's a good name, right? 'Flabbergasted' Oooooooh... You know what? How about *Disgruntled groan*? How's it spelled? 'UuUuUuUuGh!'Exclamation-point and all. NO! WAIT! THIS IS IT! 32⁰ South! And then!
😌☝️ THEN, we have it marry Ye's kid and take HER name (because we're progressive) And then he'll be 32⁰ South West! Call him... ₩¡/\/Ğ/\/ů+ like the old font? Remember? Leper-shaun the Leprechaun Musk. There's hoping that he will both have leprosy and be a dwarf... And his name will be shaun... Uuuuuuummmm... Nothing I can say here is worse than his actual name... Hmmmm... CitizenSquirtleTTV..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2023
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elon

Some behaving like Elon Musk, derogatory term meaning making rash decisions, being vulgar to others, publicly showing horrible behaviour
what an elon
by Landsil March 7, 2023
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Elon Musk

A type of sex position where you put money on your dick and shove it in the hole
"oi Jimmy, I just Elon Musked Sarah!"
"no way! Your one lucky guy!"
by icepyxl March 7, 2023
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