Elijah

An Elijah is the most annoying, naive guys you will ever meet. He can hate someone and have no reason to hate them, he doesn't know how to face problems head-on without making it worse. An Elijah can be caring and sweet but most times will piss you off with anything he does. Elijah treats the girl he likes better than any other girl, he tries to hide it but his too obvious! Any girl to have met an Elijah will instantly like him but the more you get to know him the more your feelings fade but you never know you might just stay at that phase where your feelings for him will never change.

Jasmine: "OMG did you know I met an Elijah!"
Kyle: "Was he sweet but annoying?"
Jasmine: "YES how did you know?"
Kyle: "Because that's an Elijah for you!"

by tomato4ever April 2, 2019

Elijah

That one gay guy you know

Hey, it's Elijah. He reminds me of rainbows.

by WarlockGamma March 9, 2018

Elijah

A piece of shit

Hey remember that hoe elijah?

by Melovelovejazz March 6, 2020

Elijah

A dumbass beaner who loves to get bufuing by old dirty cougers.

There’s Elijah getting bufuinged again.

by Dick Jones August 17, 2019

Elijah

A stupid ass dumb boy who cant even fight to what he say and who is all bark no bite and talk to much he is a bitch

Papa:Elijah gone get decked in the face

Other:Why
Papa:He talkin to much

by Niggabitch24756 November 12, 2018

Elijah

To gay to remember

Ew is that Elijah the fag ya haha

by Bear claws7868 December 30, 2018

Elijah

A type of person to hit on 13 year old girls who play volleyball. Usually has abnormally large square glasses resembling the old man from "Up" . Uses cringey emojis when texting. Very cringey and thirsty.

"NUMBER 4 IS SO HOTTTTT"

"elijah wtf"

"😂🔥😎"

by omegalol666 October 4, 2018