Ellipsed

-Getting "cumshot" in the face by an inordinate amount of semen

Bro #1:"Dude, I was banging this bitch last night and I turned her over and just ellipsed her!"
Bro #2: "Breh, nice one!"

by Hornster February 25, 2011

eclipsy

When someone walks between you and someone you are approaching.

I approached this bedwarmer by the bar but some dude got all eclipsy on me so she didn't see me.

by Shanks Naggy September 4, 2007

Kimber Eclipse

The single most different designed pistol from the kimber arms company, firing .45's in a short-springed blowback function. A stainless steel body with black finnish and night black gloss sights. Consisting of multiple variants including short barrels. Damn fine handgun.

If i had a pistol for the zombie apocalypse, i'd use a Kimber Eclipse... I gotta look good when i'm a corpse!

by Jestertheork August 11, 2009

irish eclipse

when you get drunk, sober up, and then get drunk again in the same day.

A true irish drinker can experience several irish eclipses in his lifetime.

by snowmass bartender January 3, 2008

total eclipse of the heart

The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

The Band Eclypse

A wannabe octet founded by L.E.D., the wealthiest boy in the town of Scarsdale, NY.

L.E.D.'s image can be closely compared to the story of B-Rad Gluckman, minus the success.

The band's shows consist only of students that attend the same school as the founder, and their parents and relatives. Critics view the band's attempt at fame unsuccessful and a disgrace to all genres that the band claims to incorporate: hip-hop/rap, rock, pop.

The lyrics of the band's songs contain material which the rapper L.E.D. fantasizes could be a reality. "My dad put a gun to my head and said, 'Nah I'm just kidding'" is a clear example of his attempt at living a dream. Any wealthy child clearly wishes their father could make an attempt at murdering their own son.

I honestly can't listen to The Band Eclypse... I'd rather listen to Sam Adams or Justin Bieber or something that's ACTUALLY pleasing to the ears!

by 1xsamadamsx1 October 27, 2010

eclipse

An Idiot's road car, someone that loves these really needs help. 1,2,3 gens don't matter, Poor Highschooler's 355 wanna be.

Makes a good chicken Coop, or Field Car.

Hey look at all those eclipse' outside of that Burger King.

My mom thinks an eclipse looks like a over-grown tampon.

by Rizeman April 22, 2004