DTS ( Donald Trump Syndrome) is a terminal disease. Symptoms include bragging, Pathological lying, Narcissism, Conduct disorder, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Abusive attitude, Impulsivity, entitlement, Tempermentalness, and anything your elementary school bully did. People with DTS often die from fatal wounds, concussions, internal bleeding, and being ignored. Docter's autopsy reports often include mysterious objects in the intestine: large sums of money, chicken bones, black tar, and Russian receipt notes. Some people you may know with DTS are Robert Holcomb, from 60 days in on A&E, any overly qualified high school teacher, most community college professors, and every celebrity.
Jeff, from the country club, has a fatal case of DTS. Jeff was recorded rigging the golf course, but he still insists that he won because he is like "really" good and has a very stable birdie.
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After seeing Trump use a racial slur on national TV while supposedly “Honoring” indigenous Americans in front of a portrait of Andrew “Indian Killer” Jackson, I had a rapid onset of the DT’s.
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