asian driver

An driver who is constantly persecuted by white Americans because they're jealous of her higher academic grades.

If you get into an accident involving an Asian Driver, the chances are it's your fault.

by blueFlameBat June 1, 2006

[artimus pile driver]

a very narrow penis shaft with an enormous penis head

the only reason i had an orgasm was because of his artimus pile driver

by rich horak December 15, 2006

The Aggressive Truck Driver

a sex position where the female is on all fours and the male inserts his penis into her anus. he then places both hands on her hips and pushes her around into walls or whatever is in the room while making obnoxious truck noises.

"dude, i (tapped) her so hard last night! she even let me pull The Aggressive Truck Driver on her!"

by Pusseather6980869 November 20, 2011

ash dive

The sky dive that takes you to your grave...eventually leads to your becoming ashes.

"...Mike's mother thought she had witnessed her son's ash dive, but the paramedics did a great job, and..."

by JD Larimore September 8, 2007

Anal Driver

To show your displeasure at somebody who drives too close to your rear by labelling them an 'anal driver'.

Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.

1: "Uh-oh. We have an anal driver. He's probably fulfilling his ambition of fucking another dude up the ass by getting close in his penis extension Porsche"
2: "Word"

1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"

by redlineonhill February 23, 2008

Backseat Air [Backseat] [Air] [Driver]

When the person/persons in the backseat of any vehicle gets blasted by high velocity wind, be it cold or hot.

This is due the lethal combination of open windows and high speeds. The Driver is then referenced as a "douche bag", especially if it is done intentionally.

This can also be done as a deterrent for driving someone that the Driver particularly doesn't like driving around. As well the Driver reserves the right to pretend like they can't hear the person in the back seat, pleading for mercy.

"Woah! Dude put up the fucking windows, I'm getting some hardcore backseat air!"

Joe:"Man, Jake was being such a douche bag."
Gary: "Awe, pulling the old Backseat Air eh?"

Backseat Occupant: "Yo! Roll up the windows!"
Driver: "WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Backseat Air Backseat Air Driver

by KaibaYoMama December 20, 2008

Adam Driver

he is the ugliest mf youll ever meet his wife is hotter than him

1: omg have you heard about adam driver??
2: yes hes the ugliest mf youll ever meet

by Lysol Wipe September 28, 2021