Dong Hider

one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.

"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."

"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."

by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

dong sop

The various mucousal substances or liquids remaining on a penis after removal from a vagina.

When I withdrew my penis from her, it had a lot of dong sop on it.

by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

dinkle dong

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.

Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Huff Dong

To huff dong- Blow wang, give a mcjob

"So what happened Rupert?"
"I told her to huff my dong and she did"

by tom rees November 27, 2003

Dick Dong

Someone who's being a retard or doing something retarded.

Stop being such a fucking dick dong...

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

dong corps

(Pronounced Dong Kore)
A group of male streakers who execute organized streakings. They are known as the dong corps because most have an unusually long penis.

After sheding their trenchcoats, the dong core was on my front lawn showing off...

by Drunks September 11, 2005

donkey dong

A large sausage such as bratwurst, larger than a wiener or a banger. Often served with sauerkraut (not spotted dick). Best enjoyed with a weizenbier.

Goody! Donkey dong for lunch.

by Arschlöchli May 17, 2007