Divine Stretch

(noun, verb)

A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.

It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.

B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.

Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.

Josh: You should've slept upstairs.

Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.

by pi@noguy December 7, 2010

Divine

to be hella godly or smth like that :))

man she hella divine

wtf david, watcha mean?

i mean godly, u uncultured swine

by i eat skepie June 20, 2019

Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

divine failure

devine failure is a song on youtube by elsooyer

have you heard the song divine failure

by uncut_cordiii March 8, 2023

Divination

Divination is the collective term for community members using the Divi WordPress Theme from Elegant Themes.

The Divination will take over Wordcamp this week

by DiviTheme June 20, 2019

Divine

Divine is the dude with the monster meat …seriously that’s it dude has a meat canon kinda scary ngl

Hey girl look that’s divine he has to get custom pants with a third leg hole

by Big daddy bearded November 23, 2021

Divine

any man with this name is the lengest human on earth he gets every bitch but he is only loyal to one girl. Niggas take notes from any one named Divine. He is also regarded as Batman

Divine is sooo leng

by coreymcmanus April 14, 2023