Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022

Dickstracted

unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.

I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted

by Bad_witch66 January 12, 2023

Distractasize

To take your mind off of something

I need to distractasize myself to get out of this funk.

by BeeA90 January 31, 2023

Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.

Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.

by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023

disgraced

When people find out that the Bengals were secretly given the Texans playbook by you, but then they end up kicking your ass anyways.

Roll was disgraced in MPSL

by Not Roll fr May 31, 2023

Distractics

Distraction-Tactics

A plan, or series of actions to redirect someone’s attention.

“The government used distractics about aliens, to change the conversation”

by Jaytecx November 3, 2023

Distractionship

A romantic relationship, often short in nature, engaged in by one or both parties as a means of distracting one from ones own life content be that the positive or negative aspects, for example their goals, or success, or issues, or problems, or projects etc.

As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.

"Hey Edward hows things been going? Gotten up to much since I saw you last?"

"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."

by _Eager_ August 12, 2024