Dingleberry cupcake 

Person who is a retard. They annoy you as much as dried poop on anus hair.

Dude you're such a dingleberry cupcake!!! You annoy the hell outta me!!!

Dingleberry cupcake by Swatmaster December 11, 2007

dingleberry 

The accumulation of fart-dust on your ass hairs.

Evidence of a dingleberry is often found in the form of skid marks in underwear.

dingleberry by Anthony C. G. December 28, 2005

dingleberry 

The mixture and solidification of a poop chunk with toilet paper. Usually occurs on one's butt hairs after attempting to remove larger remnants of number 2. Not to be confused with a poop chunk itself. A dingleberry always contains remnants of toilet paper.

Oh, love you have a poop chunk on your butt hair. Allow me to remove it with a butt wipe. We better use the wet ones to make sure not to make a dingleberry.- My wife actually said this...

dingleberry by THE Cheezeballz June 3, 2010

Dingleberry 

Hair hang from your butt with a surprise

Did you see his dingleberry?!

Dingleberry by Epic mess March 3, 2016

Dingleberry Beard 

When you go down on your partner, and after exploring their nether regents, you resurface and have remnants of their caverns in your beard.

After going down on my woman, I came back up with dingleberry beard!

Dingleberry Beard by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016

Dingleberry 

a Trump defender clinging to the ass in the White House

That Republican dingleberry blindly defends Trump's ignorance of the constitution..

Dingleberry by Counter-Dumbfuckery February 28, 2017

dingleberry 

A ball of tangled fur, feces, and random debris that forms in the stomach hair of outside-dwelling cats and dogs, usually in the southern United States.

"We'll have to give Angus a line cut, he's picked up a dingleberry or two."

dingleberry by Daniel Mellstrom January 2, 2006