Mr. Dempsey

The most practically useless, laziest teacher you ever have. And although he is practically a hoarder, and refuses to throw anything away, you'll get lectured for 20 minutes if you drop 1 scrap of paper on the floor.

"Hey did you see Mr. Dempsey shaving in his car earlier?"
"Yeah! What a guy!"

by Jess18 September 3, 2014

Dimp

Some one shy or awkward

Awh bless she’s dimp

‘You’re so dimp’

by Dimp creator June 20, 2018

Dimple Piercing

When you get your dimples pierced.

Lynne: Hey, do you think I should get a Dimple piercing?
Wendi: Hell no, that shit's gross!

by Youhavea Hugebutt January 17, 2010

DIMS

DIMS is an extension of the phrase 'Martin Is Dan's Dad'. DIMS stands for 'Dan Is Martin's Son'. It follows many variations of the phrase, including MSID (Martin's Son Is Dan), DDIM (Dan's Dad Is Martin), FODIM (Father Of Dan Is Martin), SOMID (Son Of Martin Is Dan), etc. Likewise it is possible to become obsessed with these words, leading to random shouting of the acronyms (and associated words like 'Hall' or 'Father'), withdrawal symptoms and writing the aforementioned phrases onto anything that comes to hand.

Mum: 'Have you done your homework?'
Obsessed Child: 'No, but DIMS, so... FODIM HALL SON MIDD RADAR!!!!!'

by xObsessedbbzx January 15, 2011

Dimp

The little piece of shit you arent able to keep shitting.

Sumair you're such a dimp!

by HarryandRonYummyYummy March 19, 2011

Dempster

One who will constantly irritate their boss for the latest greatest technological device(s).

"Man thats a cool new phone, when do I get one? Stop being such a Dempster"

by Ojomar Khandy February 24, 2009

dimp

End of a cigarette or spliff that has been 'dimped' or 'pecked' out - extinguished - with the intimation that some tobacco or dope remains smokable, either by re-lighting the original item(while burning your nose-hair) or re-cycling with other dimps into a new roll-up or spliff.

The tramp searched for dimps on the floor around the bus stop.

by kallisti23 June 11, 2006