Keyless "You end up hookin' up with that snaggletoothed waitress last weekend?"
Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."
Keyless "Elaborate."
Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."
Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."
Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."
Keyless "Elaborate."
Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."
Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."
by Bosh Jurton September 12, 2011
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He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.
by fanbake December 14, 2011
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Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!
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Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home
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Frank was at the party warm dicking three different girls.
I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.
I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.
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