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COVID-Desperate

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.
we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.
by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021
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Lateral Deprecation

When somebody puts their owns looks, intelligence, talent, situation, etc down while someone else close to them has it worse than them. Can also be called diagonal deprecation. For example, if a person says “I’m so stupid” with a 4.0 GPA, it’s kinda rude when your friend has a 3.7.
Tom: “God I’m such an idiot. A 97 in math.”

Fred: “I got an 87.” :(

Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”
by I<3PeterGriffin&Shesty April 17, 2024
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Post defecate clarity

The intense feeling of defeat after defecation

See also: defefaecated
After the tremendous poop I dumped, post defecate clarity showed me the light! My insides feel raw, my anus is blistering in pain, my legs are weak, and my lungs are short of breath for I am defefaecated
by Bad C dev January 2, 2026
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Self-Respectively Desperate

To describe one that would talk to anybody romantically but would only enter a relationship with someone that are to their standards
She’s talked to practically anyone but no one seems to meet her standards, she’s self-respectively desperate
by The Ted Twins March 19, 2026
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