desperate housewives

A phenomenon of a show.
It revolves around a group of female housewives.
Susan, being one of them, is a divorced single mother who is in love with her plumber. Susan later finds out the plumber is a murderer, but accepts that he did it in self-defense.
Lynette, being the most boring character in the show, is a housewive with 3 or 4 kids that she can't control.
Bree is another housewive. She and her husband are fighting lots and stuff, but they get over it, but then her husband dies. Boohoo.
Gabriel Solis, who is without a doubt one of the most sexiest womanses I've ever seen, is an adulterinator. She cheats on her husband with her gardener, and may have gotten pregnant from him.
Edie Britt is probably the ugliest of the group, next to Bree, but is all pop-uh-ler because she's got large fake breasts. Oh, and she's the whore of the town.
These are only some of the characters from this awesome show, which gets better with each coming episode.

Hell, I'm 12 and I love it.

Dem desprate houswives shur be hawt.

by Tookar May 29, 2005

depersonalization

Where you feel very lost and confused, and end up cheating on 7+ people at the same time.

Normal Guy: I can't believe Katerino would ever do that! She belongs to the streets!
Simp: Its ok becuase she is suffering from depersonalization.

by Le Funny Man April 27, 2020

Desperato

1. A person who seems cool at first, but you soon realize that it's just because he's a brown nose.

2. A guy who will hook up with anything... and I mean EVERYthing...

1. "Man, I used to think he was kinda cool, but that mutha-fucka is mad annoying... Desperato to da max"

2. "Dude... she looks like a GUY - stop being such a Desperato, Jared!"

by Ben A April 22, 2006

Desperate Housewives

verb - the act of married women having affairs with teenage boys. As seen in the popular television show on ABC, Desperate Housewives. Such as the relationship between Gabrielle Solis and her Gardener, John Rowland.

"Dude, your mom so wants to Desperate Housewives me. She grabbed my hand, gave me a hug, and everything. It's just too bad she's not a MILF."

by SurferBoy June 28, 2005

desperate housewives

BEST SHOW EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF ALL SHOWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DH defies any other despcription.

"Desperate Housewives is the BEST SHOW EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF ALL SHOWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by half of the foursome May 23, 2007

yepper dee depper

Someone enthusiastically agreeing with someone else.

My friend had asked me if I'd like to go to the party, and I replied, "I certainly yepper dee depper do!"

by it's a secret! April 15, 2003

Desperately Cute

One who is horny or wants to have sex but does it in a cute way or atleast isn't begging for it.

Pink: MAN! babe i was praying that you wouldn't come on your period... just hold off until Sunday...but Dag! i guess its just not the time for us yet..

Twink: Aww that was so desperately cute !

by Cheeseburger Lips November 12, 2009