Israeli Defense Force shirt

The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.

"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"

by therenster October 13, 2007

Humanitarian Defense

From the roots, defend + human; Humanitarian Defense is the taking of proactive action to defend human rights and the lives and well being of people. Humanitarian defense actions go beyond simply providing aid, medical treatment and supplies to victims, they take action to prevent and/or reverse the actions that caused the victimization. These actions may take the form of the direct protection of people, the building of programs and offering support to people/governments on the verge of victimization and bold actions to help victims recover from derogatory events. Term credited to the international non-profit, non-governmental organization; Humanitarian Defense Inc.

A Humanitarian Defense operation is one in which an organization, group or government intervenes on behalf of a group of innocent people that are being attacked, victimized or killed and takes direction action to stop said actions.

and/or

An organization provides direct support of missions designed to defend, protect, support or rebuild the lives of innocent people of groups of people.

by KarlC January 8, 2010

Eversman defense

Defending one's self by telling that a previous statement was a joke. Mainly used when other people were offended by said statement.
It has nothing to do with the Army Ranger Soldier, but was highly used by a french mythomaniac using the pseudonym "eversman".

John : Dude, black people smell real bad !
Dan : Damn, you're such a racist John.
John : Hey, i was just kidding man !
Dan : Hey don't you pull some Eversman Defense on me.

by Sirob January 20, 2009

Snow Balling Defense

Snow Balling Defense- Let her "trick" you into the blow job then before you kiss her, tickle her under the chin and make sure she swallows twice like you would any bitch you were giving a dose of oral medicine that does them good.

I gave my Bird Dog, Lulu, some pills and tickled her under the chin to be sure she swallowed them. I use the same "Snow Balling Defense" to keep Daisy Mae from doing a cum swap on me.

by TyTxRigger February 24, 2010

toyota defense

To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .

The lawyer got the drunk driver acquitted from all road rage charges by using the toyota defense.

by billthecat March 4, 2010

Notre Dame secondary defense

1. a harem of faggots that would sooner blow the opposition's offensive stars than actually play football
2. also known as Charlie Weiss' backyard butt-fucking buddies

Wow, the Notre Dame secondary defense tonight looks as confused as a 14-year-old gay kid!

by pissedoffndfan November 28, 2009

PanIP Defense Group

A group of business owners that have banded together to fight back against patent infringment lawsuits by San Diego-based PanIP.

PanIP Defense Group put up a website to tell their story.

by The I Shing December 13, 2003