delusion

A condition affecting Tottenham fans whereby they're always convinced their going to win the Quadruple, and their newest ridiculously overpriced signing is heralded as "the next big thing".

"Denilson got injured on purpose"
You're suffering from delusion big-time

by Adam Bernstein February 14, 2008

Toronto Delusion

When no matter how much a professional sports team of Toronto is loosing, they are always the winning team in the eyes of hopeless fans.

- Toronto won last night! They are definitely going to the playoffs now!
- Ummm... that's their first win all season.
- Yeah! But they are going to win all the rest now, I can feel it.
- Facepalm. Congratulations. You are completely stuck in the Toronto Delusion.

by Melen28 April 9, 2011

make an executive decision

A phrase used to excuse oneself from a group of friends to take a shit inorder to think over a tough situation.

-"Smells like its time to make an executive decision."
-"Good idea boss!"

by Ralph Wenzel February 3, 2008

decause

The act of being confused and astonished to a remark or request made my someone to that certain person, as well as another method of rejection to a proposed idea, often utilized by Binh. Frequently used by my buddy Binh when he is confused or surprised at a remark.

(1)Alright Binh we're having anchovy pizza for breakfast.
Binh: What the decause?!

(2)Dan: Wanna go horseback riding?
Binh: Cock that!
Dan: You want to penis that?
Binh: What the decause?!

by daaanaaaan September 14, 2008

Decision December

The point in December when you decide whether or not you're keeping your facial hair from No Shave November.

Jeff hadn't shaved for all of November and had grown a nice beard, so he spent some time in Decision december and decided whether or not he'd keep is new facial companion

by UAGDWOOF November 23, 2010

delusional minority

When radical extremists, such as the tea party, think they are following the will of a majority of the people. The tea party thinks a lower credit rating, a government shutdown and total gridlock in Washington are all the will of the people. The delusional minority does not seem to notice the approval rating of Congress is at an all time low! The real will of the majority of Americans is for Congress to do their job!

The delusional minority thinks a government shutdown is the way to get what they want and they believe the majority of the Americans agree. WTF?

by luckyblackcat13 December 7, 2013

Decestation

A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.

Decestation is indefectible.

Man: Decestation?
God: Yes.

by Decestation December 9, 2008