Dalton The Dummy

If you’ve met a fool they will look like Einstein next to him. Dalton can’t be thankful for the many things he gets. Even thought this person is annoying they are always the favorite child and could stop a whole family from moving to I don’t know Tennessee.

Dalton the dummy can’t understand how lucky he is

by people are dumb exept hannah March 18, 2022

Dalton

gay nigga

Omg did you see dalton over there he’s such a fat dickhead.

by Josh316 June 14, 2020

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton

That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton had a score to settle.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Dalton

Stupid fucking hillbilly

"oh look it’s dalton, what a stupid fucking hillbilly”

by koolguy420 October 8, 2019

Dalton

Has a small penis but has a huge forehead.

Flaccid half an inch. Hard hive or take 2. Has glasses and is gay. Like to frick men while they are peeing in the urinal. What’s not to love.❤️

“Damn it. I’m takin a piss and Dalton walked in.”

by Hehrhenxosjwj November 18, 2019

Dalton Gomez

A bottom f slur who fucked Ariana Grande and still decided to cheat on her.

Person1: "What makes you think Dalton Gomez is a cheater?"
Person2: “It explains it all in don’t wanna break up again in her new album.”

by honeymoon_sweetener April 5, 2024

Dalton Knecht

Number #4 on the Lakers, he can make every three pointer so you can't leave him open at any time. Some even put him right after Curry in the best-shooters conversation. He is the next Jordan for sure.

Oh no! Dalton Knecht is open with the ball, Lakers are definitely winning this game.

by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025