Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.

Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”

by nickurbandic July 4, 2021

Don't speak on me

When someone is talking about you but they're lower than you so they can't talk about you.

"Nigga you suck at everything"
"You suck dick nigga shut yo bitch ass up, don't speak on me"

by Kalidophym June 29, 2022

where sun don't shine

Here as ass.

I will shove up this ruler where sun don't shine.

by wheresundon'tshine May 29, 2020

i don't speak english

The phrase you use when someone who you don't know tries to initiate a conversation with you and you're not in the mood

homeless dude: hey you got some spare change on you? its for food

you: i don't speak english

by qwbeddly June 3, 2018

Don't Scully me

It's a reference to Dana Scully in the tv show The X Files. It's when someone tries to use every exuse before the truth, to get out of something, or stick up for somebody or something.

If you get caught cheating on your bf/gf and you try to make up every possible excuse you can think of, your bf/gf might reply: "Don't Scully me."

by Emma April 21, 2005

pubes don't shed

When someone thinks too highly of themselves. Similar to "shit don't stink".

Fuck you Mark what do you think your pubes don't shed?

by vjvraider November 3, 2008

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

by george January 20, 2005