A deuce

In the sceme of ranking girls...Used primari;ly when ranking on the 1 to 2 sacele ("2" you would f- her, 1 you wouldn't). A deuce is used synominously as a 2.

"Man that blonde is a deuce"

Me: Hey Mike do you think Brian's mom is a deuce?
Mike: NO way she is a one!

by R-G December 7, 2006

deuce

a way of calling someone stupid or retarded looking.

look at that stupid face! he's a all dueced out, DEUCE!

by KornFromPico August 8, 2006

quarter of deuce

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.

There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.

by picc285 September 9, 2019

deucing it up

The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.

I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.

by Davester75 October 14, 2013

deuce

Someone who is generally unliked, or considered a "fag".

Wow, that kid is such a deuce.

by Zac Lemons December 25, 2007

Foggy Deuce

<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.

Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"

Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."

by Mike in Fred September 4, 2008

Deuce O'clock

The regular time during the day when one has to go drop a deuce.

ex. an hour after morning coffee; an hour after lunch; a little after dinner

Person P: hey can we meet @ 10 to discuss future plans
Person L: Nah thats deuce o'clock you guys, we gotta do it later.
Person P: Word ok lets do noon cause my deuce o'clock is @ 1.

by SwetePete June 26, 2012