Deposition Turd

Scientific:

The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.

Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.

Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.

Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.

"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."

by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010

Na-Na Deeps

any undisclosed sexual act

My roommate didn't come home last night, which can only mean one thing: Na-Na Deeps

by Catherine Barkley May 11, 2007

depployment

the sending of Johnny Depp fans or admirers to a Depp related function, convention, movie premiere or public appearance. Also the pre-briefed hoardes of Depp related masses that are sent to overtake local Target stores on a Depp movie DVD release date.

The fans are in depployment mode.
also: depployed; depploy

by idzy April 8, 2005

Deppic Fail

Failing to the level of Johnny Depp's sexiness. Can also be used when the failer is hot.

Karen: Did you see that dude slip? He was hot!
Sue: DEPPIC FAIL!

by ultra_feministe October 24, 2009

Depissatate

to become unpissed

I have found myself having to depissatate often this week.

by BenCronin04 September 22, 2011

duke depp’s couch

Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable it feels like you’re sitting on a cloud. His friends only use him for his couch (like Blake Sleeponthecouchie). Some people actually simp for the couch (as well as duke depps soap).

He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.

Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable, it’s the only reason why I like him. His soap is hot too.

by stellarghayvodka March 19, 2021

Accidentally a Depp

The event of forgetting a word in a sentence or misspelling an obvious word. This occasionally happens in chat rooms when said person types too fast and accidentally skips a word in a sentence.

Person 1:
"Oh no, I to go home!"

Person 2:
"Accidentally a Depp!"

by Alan Smithee2 August 20, 2013