damage is done

Something that has occured that is not in the best interest of the parties involved.

Him: Why did you tell her that? She frigging ballistic now!!!

His bud: Well you guys broke up and she asked me about nicki then flipped out... oh well the damage is done!

Him: Why did you tell maggies that im with nicki now? She freaking ballistic now!!!

His bud: Well you guys broke up and she asked me about nicki then flipped out after I told her that you two are an item... oh well the damage is done!

by OMA VINE DEE October 17, 2014

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

What someone says when they don't get to eat ice cream sandwich

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ICE CREAM SANDWICH

by me.me("me") June 1, 2022

Collateral Damage

When one intentionally farts on another person intending on only harming them, but other people in the room suffer from the foul flatulence.

gassy friend: Hey Mark! Take this!
(farts on Mark)
Mark: eeeew!
John: oh no! Collateral damage!

by Mandalore96 November 6, 2010

damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.

Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...

by yoova October 7, 2006

Damage

Word used in lieu of the common curse phrase, "Damn it." In reference to Danity Kane's classic anthem, "Damaged."

"I lost my cell phone last night, damage!"

by MollyHannahJamieNatalie December 27, 2009

collateral damage

The act of passing on an std twice in one night

i caused some serious collateral damage at the bar last night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Damage Inc

The best clan in the online game called Runescape. Picture this: The highest combat level in runescape is level 126. It may take 1-3 years or even more to get to level 120. Damage Inc has 150+ members and they're average combat level is level 122+!!! All except maybe 3 other clans, No clans has a combat avergae of leve 115. Everyclan fear them, hence they are hated by many, and worshipped by even more. They'll beat the fuck out of any other clan in a clan War and its impossible for them to lose. They are all rich and they own the wilderness. Led by Ghjjf.

OMG Damage Inc is here, everybody run, log out, and teleport!!@@@

by Ca$he$ August 9, 2006