D.O.F

D.O.F - Short for "Destroyer of Fun" or wife

Hey dude can you go surfing today? Nah my D.O.F said I have to spend time with her. Dude that sucks.

by Juniorboi June 4, 2009

D.O.F

D.O.F.

This is an acronym, (not to be confused with depth of field) meaning Dream Of Fucking. You see someone like J Law and know you can't have her but you put her on your D.O.F list because you can still dream about fucking her!

In other words, someone you really wanna fuck

Candace: Yo Bri you see the English teacher with the really exotic hair?
Bri: Yea, she’s so nice to me and she looks just like Anna Silk
Candace: I really D.O.F her man, like damn this bitch is on my D.O.F. list!
* Someone Candace dreams of fucking*

by itscnukno September 6, 2016

d.a.f.l

D.A.F.L dumb ass fucking lyrics said like daffel

My friends and i made up a song with d.a.f.l

by iceekillz April 26, 2017

B.F.D.I.

The best object show ever made

Jake: Hey have you even watched B.F.D.I.?
Rake: Yes it’s the best object show ever!

by KT BFB December 1, 2022

B.F.D.I

B.F.D.I, stands for "battle for dream island", this abrivation originated from the youtube object "B.F.D.I"

"My favorite YouTube show is B.F.D.I"

by B.F.D.I fan July 6, 2023

F'd

Not what you are probably thinking...
F'd is when there is so much pressure you just flunk everything and get a big, fat F!
if you live in Davis, CA you would understand the pressure

I just F'd everything, my homework, and life

by a#REALfriend October 9, 2018

F.D. I See

Da government body dat makes sure you will observe your town's "hose-heroes" arrive expediently at your local bank if a conflagration of any kind happens to start, so dat your deposited money will be safe from getting burned up.

If my bank is "member F.D. I See, equal housing lender", does that mean that my home is protected from flames, as well, if I put my saving in that bank?

by QuacksO April 16, 2019