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Mayonnaise Cycle

White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful
“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle
by Notificanhandleit January 5, 2021
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Mush Cycle

When the female is about to finish you quickly pull out an old lollipop and shove it right into her pussy. Then carefully put it into the molding of choice and freeze the lolly for later. Eat and enjoy
John l swear bro, she for real let me pop a mush cycle right after I finished
by Ms. Frizzle is thicc April 13, 2022
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Hi-Cycle

The Hi-Cycle is when a someone says hi one time and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi with sometimes different variations on how they say 'Hi'
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Hi-Cycle

i dont fucking know either
by carbocat June 6, 2022
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Hooboii cycle

A cycle that starts with doing something stupid followed by regret then repeat
Take a shot of hot sauce, cried and coughed for 5 mins, 5 mins later tries to do it again. If that aint a Hooboii cycle
by Hooboii fan account June 8, 2022
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OFF CYCLE

When you finish a steroid cycle and temporarily stop taking whatever steroid(s) you where using.
During a cycle your body somewhat adapts to the increased testosterone and its results such as heightened libido and mood, so when you come of you feel like shit and lose some of your gains.
Sadly, coming off a cycle is necessary to avoid putting excessive strain on your organs.
I'm feeling emo 'cause I'm OFF CYCLE.
by GLIZZYEATER69420 June 24, 2022
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Rust Cycle Tetralogy

Originally the title of a book, Rust Cycle Tetralogy is a condition in which you feel as if you are being wiped from history piece by piece, slowly over the course of an extended period of time, until you are completely gone. Your friends will forget hanging out with you. Work you've done at your job will simply disappear. That lunch you made earlier and ate? It's back on the kitchen counter, untouched. "I think I'm beginning to disappear".

This condition was first recorded by Bernard Muse, a botanist who set out with the intent of recording and researching the rust cycle in wheat plants on a secluded farm in Utah. Over the course of the winter while trying to study and transcribe the wheat degradation cycle, he would start experiencing the symptoms listed above, and writing them down in his book "The Rust Cycle Tetralogy", which the condition is now named after. His book was found with other personal items when he failed to return home after the allocated time for his stay on the farm finished. Bernard was unfortunately never found.

While the condition does have some similarities to Dementia or other mental degradation diseases, it differs in the fact that other people seem to forget about things you said or did, instead of you yourself forgetting. This condition is speculated to cause a myriad of psychiatric damage to ones self, as you continue to second guess everything you think.
"Hey Bill! remember us going the Yankees game last Tuesday night? it was so crazy that they managed to comeback and win like that at the end!"

"What do you mean? After work I watched The Office for the whole evening."

"I think I'm suffering from a case of Rust Cycle Tetralogy"
by Forest DweIIer July 28, 2023
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