cuntitis

when ur best friend is a cunt and wont stop being a lil cunt

"my bff has cuntitis for being a cunt for so long"

by dickmunchertwothousand June 2, 2015

cunties

to slip or fall while holding a item or items,

the cunt went cunties down stairs as he was in a hurry to take a shit

by teddles September 24, 2005

cuntette

diminutive of cunt, refers to a young woman or a very small one

Jim: Sweet meat straight ahead!
Tim: Kind of small, throw her back
Jim: No way I love me some cuntette now and again -- cleans the palate & wrings me dry

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 6, 2011

Cuntidious

A womans attitude;

1.acting like she is better than everyone else;

2.lies and decieves others to make herself look like she is a better person then what she really is;

3.looking down on others as if she is on top of the world

Have you seen the cuntidious attitude on her, she actually portays herself as being a good parent and good person.

by Fetchermen May 11, 2009

cuntian

someone whom is the personification of cuntyness for a reason which is unsurpassed by many.

Man Margaret thatcher! Look what she did to England via privatisation what an absolute cuntian!

by drekkers November 3, 2010

Cuntina

Iteration of the traditional "cantina," where patrons slake their thirst with trendy cocks and cocktails, only used in this context, a Cuntina describes anyone willing to sacrifice their soul (and hole) for a job in pro sports.

Joe: hey man did you ever land that job with the kings?

Alex: naw man I couldn't bear to eat a meat wallet special at the Cuntina

by DavidPuddy September 26, 2017

Cuntier than a lesbian porno

An overall disappointing experience

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’

by SquirrelNuts84 March 27, 2022