anti-conch

"shutup, and pass the joint" as initially refered to in 'Lord of the Flies'

person A: "blah blah, haul...blah blah blah blah...haul..blah blah...."
person B: "ANTI-CONCH BITCH!"

by baGGs September 11, 2003

granola cruncher

A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.

A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.

by Granola June 15, 2007

conch salad

Slang word for homosexual. The name was derived from the abundance and popularity of Conch in Key West. Also: sissy, effeminate male.

"you fuckin' conch salad ass bitch."

by Mattinho August 1, 2006

capn' crunch

a tasty cereal which leaves joy and happiness inside your mouth.

That Capn' Crunch was off da hook.

by Officer Reppert November 5, 2003

crunch monkey

Someone who eats like an animal. They chew with their mouth open, crunch loudly, talk with their mouth open, and are completely oblivious that they do it.

Mike: Dude...Jen is such a crunch monkey.
Bob: I can even see what she ate for breakfast!

by Mikizzle May 1, 2006

Sloppy crunch

Using a Kentucky Fried chicken drumstick as a sex toy.

DJ loves to use KFC drumsticks in girls as sex toys so he can enjoy their sloppy crunch.

by Kara Rauman September 23, 2009

Dutch Crunch

A Dutch Crunch is a sexual act in which the female slams her buttocks upon the males testicles before he is about to climax.

Nicolas: man! I don’t know if I’ll ever reproduce!

Kyle: What happened bro?

Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.

Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....

by DirtSquizzeral September 1, 2018