Cucumber Hummus Sandwich

When two girls smother a large cucumber in hummus and use it as a double dildo.

You should've gone to the bachelor party! There was a cucumber hummus sandwich show.

by 0atey June 2, 2015

Filthy Cucumber

The act in which the female takes the penis in her right hand and with her left hand applies green food dye up and down. And casually the woman defecates on the the penis. Hence, you have the Filthy Cucumber

DANG YO. last nite i gave my man one hell of a filthy cucumber. AWWW SHITT

by hotttiieee July 3, 2008

sniff his cucumber

Snorting a line of coke off of a penis (preferably a strippers penis)

*at a Bachelorette party* “Hey girl, you gonna sniff his cucumber tonight?” “Yas Bitch!!!!”

by Leetheconqered January 2, 2018

Lime Cucumber Gatorade

Probably the best gatorade flavour.

" This Lime Cucumber Gatorade go crazy "

by sharkok September 12, 2022

Big Cucumber Band

A band that makes music for porn videos.

Man that music is funny, it sounds like it could be background music in a porn video.

Yeah, it must be from a Big Cucumber Band.

by Tobycatz April 2, 2010

Showing Sea Cucumber

When a transgender woman accidentally shows off her crotch while wearing a dress or skirt

“I was viewing the cityscape when I noticed I was showing sea cucumber to the whole world.”

by BossBalalaika June 29, 2021

Cucumber penis pp

Cucumber penis pp is the pp that's wore by me, my pp was lost when in was playing natural disaster survival and it was sad sadder then ppl that got spied by matts pp my pp is not spy able it's a cucumber now now I cannot have sex with cb because he might eat it and he also divorced me

Cucumber penis pp is lost not funy because I'm a turtle

by detatchable cock February 4, 2021