Cuckadoodaloo

Getting cucked while being dressed as a chicken

person 1: "I got Cuckadoodaloo'd last night it was hot"
person 2: "kill yourself"

by Romble March 6, 2023

cockmatch

It’s something you say when you match words, phrases, thoughts or actions at the same time.

Friend: this is my new roommate, Joe
Me and my friend: Joe mama
Us : COCKMATCH!!!

by Joemamaaaaaa June 29, 2023

Cockman

The last name of only the most elite mother fuckers on earth. Tough, durable, and won’t back down from challenges. Typically known for drawing in the worlds bad luck and dealing with it like a boss. The weight of this name is a heavy one, passed down from generation to generation, yet the pride that stands with it is double.

“ hey, y’all heard Tommy got into a fight again?”

“ yeah man, I’ll take him on anytime.”
“ nah, not me bro, I don’t fuck with those Cockman’s”

by Kay47g July 12, 2023

cockmaster

a monkey that likes to jack of into his mouth.

Look there dady, a monkey!
Thats not a monkey thats a cockmaster

by uncle fuggah September 16, 2023

Cucktale

someone so stingy they're on par with Scrooge McDuck

You're such a cucktale.

by Nintendrew November 25, 2023

Cuckmercial

Term coined by Gavin Mcinnes (founder of Vice Media and Proud Boys) to refer to commercials that make men look like cucks. These commercials are specifically targeted towards liberal middle-aged women with well paid jobs. They try to appeal to the contempt these women have towards their husbands. The husband is shown to be a loser of sorts, and the product is marketed at the expense of the husband. These commercials sometimes include kids (DINKs are not the norm yet) who have a laugh again at the expense of their father, further justifying the worth of the product.

Dana : What's Gavin Mcinnes ranting about ?

Daniel : IKEA came up with a cuckmercial which shows a husband to be clumsy with furniture. But that's not a problem thanks to how inexpensive IKEA is. The wife says 'she can't change her husband, but she sure can buy a new IKEA'.

Dana : That's true

by AmericanFaggotron December 21, 2023

cucklard

Someone who is a cuck and eat lard

That cuck was cool and all until he ate that lard, what a cucklard.

by guywhomadethewordcucklard January 13, 2024