crypto baddie

She is fierce, independant and polished. Above all, she is super into NFT. If you don't own one, she won't even look at you. The crypto baddie is the girl version of the crypto bro.

Me : i just bought this really cool nft
You : you're such a crypto baddie
Me : To the mooooon

by Laure42 February 8, 2022

cryptocoin

Kinda like investing in electronic stocks that the easiest way to obtain is to whore out your machine's hardware. Currently infested with hardcore nerds with several $1000+ machines and 15 year olds with inadequate hardware hardware getting .00000014BTC/day and being excited about it
The most well known are Bitcoin, LiteCoin and Feathercoin.

Nerd 1 : "Did you see the way that cryptocoins have raised in value over the last couple of days?"
Nerd 2 : "I know, it's gone up $400 in 3 days!"
Average Computer Literate Person : "What the hell are you talking about?"

by itchy_robot December 12, 2013

cryptorchism

An abnormal physical condition, involving the male reproductive glands, or the 'testes' if you will. It tends to manifest itself during the first stages of sexual arousal. The erectile tissue of the penis becomes filled with blood, engorging the penis to a semi-flaccid state. The testes at this point are withdrawn into the body by the arteria testicularis, frustrating the blood absorption process of the penis. The penis violently contracts as a result, contusing itself severely at the base. The spasms will increase until the entire stem of the penis has become purple or black-and-blue in color. Despite the excruciating pain, seminal discharge will begin to leak out of the glans (penis tip).

It's recommended to pull back the testes immediately, despite the debilitating pain, to prevent further complications to the male reproductive organ, such as testicular torsion. (Where the blood supply to the testicle is cut off because of 'twists' in the spermatic cord.)

"Sorry mate, I'll be bedridden for the rest of the week. My penis cryptorchismed when I made a play for the ol' ball-and-chains. She wasn't too amused... the heartless sow. Can't even walk and the wench insists that I clean out the gutter. You got to love her at least for her lust of the family spear."

by Septic_Tank March 10, 2008

cryptocunt

1 of a group of millionaire investors specialising in cryptocurrency pumps, who first got involved in 2013, made a shitload of cash and doesn't know what to spend it on.

Look at that rich and goodlooking cryptocunt over there. I wish I was a cryptocunt like him/her

by @thecryptocunts August 9, 2017

Cryptophobia

The irrational fear of viewing your crypto portfolio because if you do, you'll realise that you've lost all your money

Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"

You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"

Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"

You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"

Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"

by Davrot January 17, 2018

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004

crypto

Crypto is a short name for cryptocurrency. A cryptocurrency is a digital asset that can be purchased on any cryptocurrency exchange. Many people prefer cryptocurrency exchanges like coinbase.com, kraken.com or rubix.io for purchasing their crypto. Crypto can be used to purchase many goods, rather than original fiat currencies like the US Dollar.

I just used crypto to buy my groceries this morning and I didn't even have to pay any fees.

by neoexchange March 31, 2019